Your Kid Did WHAT?

We all know kids say and do the darndest things...I have a friend whose blog is dedicated to those OH MY moments. It's called Your Kid Did What?!

Do you have a story to share? If so, she will feature your story in a post! Head on over to her blog to read others or share your own!

The submissions are hilarious. You'll either totally relate or be glad it wasn't your kid. ;)

Kids Say the Darndest Things...

With there being a weekend behind us, it's only natural there would be beau coups of things my monkey has said that leave my husband and I speechless.

With each passing day she's only picking up speed in the speech department and it just goes to show she really does absorb more than we think by watching mommy and daddy.

Saturday went a little something like this:

Daddy: "Monkey, you need to clean up your toys before we go bye-bye. Put all your toys back in the basket."

Ella Beth (a/k/a "Monkey") just sits there for a minute and studies the mess and studies her daddy...

Daddy: "Monkey, put you toys in the basket."

Ella Beth: "It's not a basket Daddy, it's a TUB!"

Hmmm....

Yesterday we were eating dinner at Mi-Mi's and I ask her if it was hot. She looks me straight in the eye and says, "No mommy, it's warm."

Sheesh.

Oh, and let's not forget the stray kitty I forgot to tell you about last week. This kitten comes up and is perusing my vehicle. Ella Beth starts yelling at the poor thing, saying, "No, no, kitty- that's mommy's car and it's naaaasssty!".. gives a whole new spin to "Wash Me" on the back of a window! :)

Oh, My.

It's 10:40 p.m., here in Texas. The house is quiet. I'm the only one up, catching up on my blogs... and this is what I hear coming from my two-year old's room:

"Noooooo, mommy, I DOOOOOO IIIIT!!!"

Even in her sleep, she is THE Little Miss Independent.

Hmmm...

My not-quite-yet two year old informs me this morning with keys and play money in hand, that she's "going shopping", but first she "needs to get gas"....

I think we'll be staying home today ;)